The construction! Oh, the construction! (weeping, groaning, gnashing of teeth). We left West Yellowstone in the morning around 10am and to give you an idea of our day, we got home a little after midnight. Montana was great about it. We discussed splitting the day in half but I don't want to stop if there isn't anything to see. And frankly, completely out of clean clothes. Today it's all about the laundry.
The manager at the Moose Creek Inn (highly recommended by the way) had forewarned us there was serious construction going through the park. So she sent us another way (remember my "in" with the hotel people?). She said it was through Idaho but just down the border and truly a beautiful drive. Just as good as the park, she thinks better. She also gave me a few other sightseeing side trips to see on the way that she said are absolutely worth the stop. Better be, I'm on limited time! So off we go. We went out of West Yellowstone via highway 20 and followed it to Macks Inn. This is actually a town, not a hotel.
Sean tells Montana there was a cache at Macks Inn that was supposed to be very easy to find so we did a quick detour and grabbed that. Now Montana can claim Idaho. It had the potential for mosquitoes but we were fast and wouldn't let them get us.
Turn left at Macks Inn following the signs to "Big Springs". It's only 41/2 miles down the road. It looks like a big quiet pond but it produces 120 million gallons of water a day and forms the headwater for the Henrys fork of the Snake River. The critters we saw (shahhhny wittle aminuls...), seagulls, otter (damn he was cute) and the trout were huge! The otter does this hilarious thing when you feed him. When you toss in food he grabs it and then is so busy eating it he splays his back legs out and floats backwards (because he's too busy to swim, right? So he "goes with the flow"). I coulda watched him all day. It was so funny.
Random cow. Just on the road. Hangin' out.
Did you know there was a town called Guernsey? We didn't go through it but saw it on the map. Try just saying that name. We said it over and over and laughed our butts off. "Guernsey". The cow reminded me. Sorry. Random thought.
Continuing on highway 20 to 47. This is not marked except for a "scenic byway- Mesa Falls". I think it's about a 16 mile jaunt and gets you where your original destination was, just the scenic way. I have never seen anything so incredible. The falls are right in front of you! It costs $5 but so worth it. It's a lovely walk and on the way I met a very nice older couple. The woman was pointing out to her husband all the flowers that should not be growing there but are because of the "micro environment". Hyacinth, Bachelor's Buttons, and another little yellow daisy like flower that I don't remember the name of. She was pickin' adorable. The mist from the waterfall and I guess the canyon walls too, all contribute to creating this micro environment and it's almost a greenhouse effect. Really beautiful.
So somewhere along the way Michelle texts me to say there is construction somewhere between Jackson and Rock Springs, but closer to Jackson. This was the way I was going. Back to finding a new route. I spent a LOT of time on the phone with my poor husband who just wanted to get me home the fastest and easiest way with the info he had. He had to constantly pull up google maps and try to plan a route that would be fast or just would be. He was my great and powerful Oz. Only more successful at it. At this point I'm running out of ways to get to Denver. It was very comforting to have Sean handy as I can't tell you the number of secondary highways I was on yesterday. I'm not sure I know. And yes, it was on purpose. It's just a challenging area. Found a route to Jackson via the scenic Grand Tetons. Scenic byways have a much lower speed limit and with the winding roads could take me a long time. But I'm takin' it now, as the other two options have construction holding everyone up. Well, that bit me too. Wyoming found a way to block all access with construction. We were held up for hours. Sean texted me to find out where I was and I was embarrassed to tell him!
Random sign on the construction highway: "avoid broken windshields". Hmm. Does that mean there are broken windshields in the road and I should go around? Or does that mean you should avoid them like a flat tire or running out of gas. That would suck, so yes, I think I will avoid them! I wonder if they could have rephrased that sign at all?
Random cattle guard sign warning of approaching cattle guard. It was ON the cattle guard.
Please sing..."Grand Teton Park...aaaarrrrreeeee veeeeeee"
Driving through Grand Teton we see warning signs to watch for animals on the road. Then we see this little sign that says, "That bull moose". About 30ft later another, "is some cows beau". And another..."slow down!" Cracked me up. Went through the entire park and never saw a single animal.
Days on the road: 8
Miles traveled: 3,929
Hours in the car: 66
Hours spent listening to Harry Potter: 56?
Miles spent directionally challenged: probably, hmm, 200?
Times gassed the car up: 15
Hours spent stopped for contruction: probably 10
Times driven wrong direction on road: probably 5 (Seattle's downtown wasn't very friendly) That's where most of it was done:)
Driving on flat flat Wyoming's highway 287 South. Did I mention flat? I'm not complaining here, no traffic AT ALL and I am finally able to go the speed limit. I swear Mom, I went the speed limit. It is Wyoming though, and I already have one ticket from this experience. Mom calls in the two seconds I have phone service. How does she do that? She likes to know where I am on the road and if I don't keep in constant touch, I must be splayed out on the highway. I answer the phone and at THAT SECOND an antelope and his little friend (his lih-el fren) run right out in front of me! I know, exciting isn't it? There's action now! I missed that guy by maybe a foot. There were actually three of them but I figure the third had to be a girl because she stayed on the side of the road.
Sean and Alex stayed up for us. Okay, Sean did. Alex is always up. We unloaded the car and now all of that is in my livingroom. Yuck. I immediately pop out my cameras so Sean can look at them and feel bad for me and guess what?? (I know, you can just tell by the foreshadowing, can't you?) He fixed my Canon! Ashley, I may survive. He somehow popped it back into position. I would never have thought that was possible because camera lenses are just so sensitive but I immediately took a picture of my hero and it turned out great. He is awesome. See? The great and powerful Oz.
Thanks to everyone for venturing out on our road trip with us. Your comments have been awesome! I love to read them. I wish I could have put the photos on sooner and I wish I had more reliable internet. There was definitely a learning curve here. We are already planning next year's trip and I know the things I will do differently, but there aren't a lot. I think it went pretty right on. Montana did request a van though. I asked him if he had fun and if he would do it again and he said a very loud yes. Must have been good.
But really there is no place like home.